During the replacement project of the old La Loma Park toilet facility a worker unearthed a very old scroll that expresses this important revelation:

The Gospel according to Venti.

A letter to the Monterey Park-thyums:

“…And I say to ye

behold that is it awesome,

remarkable, and truly

amazing how it comes to

pass that this very

humble and ever so pious

Millennium Mayor is

never wrong. So it is

written, so it shall be.”

Venti 2:4